2001-06-17 - 11:35 p.m.

hey well i just got back from the punk show. it was me, nancy, her bf dj, his bff4life, argos, his g/f melanie, and then this weird guy named bud. bud didnt come with us, but we met him there. he was like so totally kewl! he was sort of old to be a punk, like 30 or something, but it was kewl cuz he had like the sexiest mohawk! omg i luuuvvvv mohawks! anyways, the band was called rioting monkey buttfuckers 74 L peace game or something totally kewl like that. we saw them once like a month ago. they totally rawk! lol. not like the gay music tom listens to. omg tom is pissing me off so much right now! he is blasting some gay ass sex pistol music. oh my god i fuckin hate the sex pistols. i mean ok johnny rotten is like a total hottie, but their music is soooo gay! i mean for real who cares about some gay stuff like anarky in the u.k. or like other weird british stuff. i have a shirt with a british flag on it, but like i dont actually like britain or anything. its just a kewl punk thing to wear. anyways back to the show and BUD! bud was like so fine for an old guy! he had a rilly kewl leapoard print flight jacket and i was totally luvin it! so anyways it was rilly cool cuz his name was bud like marijawana, ya know, so anyways, he asked me if i wanted to go home with him, and i was like, aight, kewlies! but then stupid bitch nancy was all like, no, you have to stay here cuz somebody has to watch dj while he shoots his smack. omg, dj is sooo gay sumtimes! i mean why cant he just be normal and smoke pot like everybody else instead of being all gay with his gay smack stuff. lol. welpers i dont rilly care, that is so not my prob. anyways, so i had to stay with nancy, gay dj, argos, and melanie. the show was still rilly kewl cuz the drummer from rioting monkey buttfuckers 74 L peace game is totally hot! so anyways after the show argos got sick cuz he drank too much beer and didnt smoke enough weed, so melanie was like having to sing to him, and nancy was like totally pmsing or something, and dj was like passed out or something, cuz like his eyes were rolled back in his head and he kept making freaky gurgling sounds like how a cat sounds when it hacks up a fur ball, but i was like, whatev, cuz i was like the only kewl designated driver cuz i only smoked like 3 bowls. omg i was totally pissed cuz i wanted to go down on bud cuz i mean how kewl is that, being named bud, but i never got to. oh wellz. maybe we will see him at the next rioting monkey buttfuckers 74 L peace game show. i rilly hope so. he was totally *sexi*.

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