2001-06-20 - 10:57 p.m.

omg. today i went to the mall w/ my retarded cousin lulu. lulu is like totally gay and she is retarded but i had to go to the mall w/ her cuz it is totally gay to go alone, and nancy got grounded. so anyways like we had to walk all the way the way to the mall and it so sucked! but anyways there is a salvation army near the mall and i saw this totally gay poser i know from skool. he was like going into the salvation army! omg he is sooo gay! his name is jeremy phelps and like omg he is suuuuucccccch a poser like he has a mohawk but like he only has ONE pair of jeans and there not even from hot topic. omg how gay. they are all ripped but like he didnt rip them on purpose they just got that way cuz they are so old. how totally gay! it is only kewl to have ripped jeans if u ripped them on purpose. duhhhh! so anyways he was like going into the salvation army and i was like omg lulu how fuckin gay so of course i had to go over to salvation army and wait in front for jeremy to come out but i had to hide behind a bush cuz like i would never want anybody to think i would shop at somewhere as gay as salvation army! lol! ya right! anyways gay jeremy the poser finally came out of salvation army like w/ omg you sooo will not believe this a pair of ugly ass old BOOTS and i was like wtf everybody nos punx wear converse allstars! duhhhh! anyways i was like wtf jeremy you are soooo gay and he didnt say anything and i noticed this totally gay little like triangle on a stick thingy sewn onto his UGLY jacket and i was like wtf is that (cuz omg it was so totally gay like it was a stick with like a triangle then like half a triangle on top of a cirlce omg how gay lol) and he said oh your so punk jenna u should no and i was like whatev your sooo gay. and then lulu like ran out in the street and almost got hit by a car and i was like omg gaaaaaaaaay and i was like totally hopin a car would hit her but jeremy was like sooo gay he went out in the street and like saved her. omg what a fag. he like told me i should watch out for my handicapped cousin and i was like whatev she is not handicapped she is retarded duhhhhh. then jeremy told me to get a life and i was like whatev i have a life your just jealous cuz your not punk like me. omg my brother should soooo be friends w/ jeremy. they are both sooo gay and i have seen that little triangles on a stick thingy on some of my brothers stuff. i bet it is some secret sign of being gay. lol. like u no so the other gay people will like no your gay or sumthing.

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