2001-06-23 - 9:51 a.m.

omg. u r like totally not gunna believe wut happened!!!!! like me and my bff4life nancy went over to her b/f dj's apartment cuz like nancy kept calling him and like he never answered the phone. so like we got to his house and like nobody was answering the door but it was like not locked so we just went in and omg we couldnt find dj anywhere so like nancy has to take a piss right? and theres dj in the bathroom! he was like in the corner like with his gay sarinj thing next to him and like he was like pale and sick looking and stuff. and like nancy checked for his pulse and i was all like, nancy you check their ear NOT their foot stupid, but like she totally didnt listen to me. so like i remembered how that one ugly old guy william shatner said to totally call 9-1-1 for a life or death situation and i was like omg is this a life or death situation? but nancy told me to call and shes totally smart so i did. the 9-1-1 call taker guy was like sounding scared about the sarinj but i was like whatev smack is totally for pussies. so like the emergency help people came and like when they saw dj they were like looking at us and they looked like sad and they said he was dead. i was like omg wtf u didnt even try to like revive him or whatever!!!!! and then they like picked up the sarinj and said he o.d.ed on heroin and me and nancy were like um wtf ENGLISH please. i mean its not like we went to merrick college to become trained medical professionals or whatevers. so anyways like they said he had a heroin overdose and we were like wtf dj totally never does heroin, only that gay smack stuff! and like they took his body away and like they called the police to look for his uncle and i was like omg nancy wtf r we gunna do!!!!!! i like sooooo cant believe djs dead i mean like who would of nown that dj was like gunna do heroin one day after all his years of doing that gay pussy smack stuff! i mean like dj never even drank beer or smoked weed or anything! i still totally cant believe it! my heart totally goes out to nan i mean omg if my b/f died in such a gay way i would be like totally bummin. oh wellz im gunna go watch sum kewl punk videos on mtv now. bai bai.

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