2001-10-09 - 7:07 p.m.

like omg sportz fanz, it shure haz been a while since i graste u wit my presents. lol. what does that mean? people r alwayz like, "i graste u with my presents." like um whatev...... it is like sooo not christmas yet, guy!

well like at skool we were like talking about like warz or sumthin gay like that n like we watched this thing about hitler and like dude.... he was like....... SOOOOOOO not nice! and like omg he was totalli ugly and not PUNK like meeh! i am like totalli glad hitler is not my b/f!

o ya guess what? i TOTALLI downloaded an *ATARIS* song like last nite cuz they r one of my fav bandz but i had like not herd any of there songs yet so like n e wayz, THEY TOTALLI RAWK! they r like sorta like good charlotte, but like, even PUNKER and like, even HOTTER! punk hotties like totalli rawk my sox, yo! like LoL. nancys mom is like sooooooooooo gay, i swear. like nancy is STILL not aloud to use the computer. whatev. she is like GAY sumtimez. i like totalli hate GAY people. like the only insults i can think up are like calling people GAY and FAG, cuz like, that is totalli kewl and everybody else does it. like, once, this one like totalli GAY gurl was like, "do you have any real insults, or do you just go around calling people gay all the time?" and i was like UMMMMM..... like, u r so gay, fag! fuck u! i like totalli cant stand gay people! OMG! being gay is sooooooo not punk! i mean like will & grace is soooooooo two years ago!

like omg gues wut? 2day i was like walkin to special ed (i am totalli NOT like retarded or anything gay like that..... i am like UNIQUE and SPECIAL and i like have SPECIAL NEEDZ AND STUFF.... cuz i am like 2 kewl for skool or somethin LOLz) class n like on the way there i saw this totalli hott PUNK guy! i was like OMG totali kewliez! he was like wearin an *NFG* (lolz what does n f g stand for n e wayz? lolz. who carez they r total PUNK HOTTIEZ!) BAND TEE from like the punkest store eva, HOT TOPIC! and like he had TORN UP JEANS from like LIP SERVICE, this cool PUNK brand that is like real expensive cuz u gotta b rich 2 ba punk, and like, he had TONZ of safety pinz all over his backpack and lotsa kewl BAND PATCHES like kewl punk bands like blink 182 and sum 41 and staind and linkin park and green day! OMG! it was like LUV AT FIRST SIGHT, i sooooo swear! omg!!!!!!!!

o ya dude omg guess wut else? like i was talkin to this kewl PUNK RAWKER chick named lola and dude..... she told me about these two totalli HARDCORE PUNk bands! like omg they r so fuckin hardcore they make green day look like my grandma! and dude green day is the hardcorest band ever and they like totalli invented punk (except like blink 182 renovated it like for the new milineum). like they are called NOFX and MXPX and they are like soooooo hardcore! u GOTTA download some of their songs if your like a hardcore punk like me!

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