2001-10-20 - 11:16 p.m.

omg guy! i found these two TOTALLI kewl PUNK tests! one i found from a hardcore punk rawker named jonny (goth-killer.diaryland.com omg he is so hardcore he spells jonny w/o an h! PUNK RAWK! OI! OI! OI! omg n he is sooo kewl he made up a kewl PUNK diary ring about anarky in the uk! omg! i dont no wut it iz exactly but is PUNK like a muthafuka!) and the other one i got from this hardcore punk grrlie on aim. ok here is the first one:

1) Who is the lead singer of Korn?

omg korn is sooooooooo old skool! and n e wayz it is like sort of for posers. well i mean like i dunno. jonny (goth-killer) is totalli hARDCORE, so if he likes korn then they r PUNK! well n e wayz, i forgot, but i am sure he is a total PUNK HOTTIE!

2) What is the drummer out of Nivarna’s new band called?

like how should i know! nirvana is TOTALLI gay and OLD SKOOL!

3) Who sings ‘Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me’?

um like is it nofx? they are sooooo hardcore! like even hardcorer than green day and blink and the offlings COMBINED!

4) What was Papa Roach‘s first single?

last resort!!!!!!! omg i LUV papa roach! they are like gothic punk! fosho!

5) What is the name of Limp Bizkits first album?

Significant other!!!!!!! omg!!!!!!! i LUV limp bizkit! fred durst is HARDCORE!!!!!!

6) What is Eminems wife and daughter called?

kim n haley! eminem is a total punk hottie!

7) Who was Kurt Cobain’s girlfriend?

like GAY!!!!!! how should i know!

8) What is Marolyn Manson’s real name?

marralin mansun. he just spells it wrong for the band cuz he is a HARDCORE GOTH RAWKER.

9)Which member of The Sex Pistols overdosed?

like how should i no. the sex pistols r like gay old skool music for POSERS like my GAY brother tom!!!!!! but omg sid vishus the lead singer was a TOTAL punk hottie!

10)Which rapper did a duet with Fred Durst?

method man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay so like here is the second PUNK test!

1. Do you own any plaid clothing? hell ya! u cant be punk without KEWL PLAID PANTS N SKIRTS like SUM 41!! aka MY BABYS DADDIES!

2. Do you own Converse shoes? like duhhhhhh! all hardcore punks do!

3. Do you own Saucony shoes? ya! i have to expose my ghetto fab side sumtimez!

4. Do you own old school Nikes? ya! ghetto fab!

5. Do you wear tight pants? ya! so i can show off my ghetto booty!

6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? ya! i got me sum HARDCORE bondage pants at hot topic! they cost like 80 bucks!!!!!! omg! it costs a LOTTA money to be punk these dayz!

7. Do you know what a squatter flap is? um no. do i look like i am GAY or something?

8. Do you own a messenger bag? YA! i have like 93 of them! PUNK RAWK!

9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? no! that is GAY! i have it tied to my jacket with SAFETY PINS, cuz i am HARDCORE!

10. Do you own braces? YA! they are red white and blue rite now cuz i am totalli patriotic cuz america is UNITED in the face of TERRORISM!

11. Are they braces worn anywhere besides the mouth? do i look like a GIMP to u?

12. Do you have short, shaggy hair? hell no! my hair is SPIKED! not like GAY wannabe skater spiked, like HARDCORE liberty spikes that are like HARDCORE cuz i am HARDCORE and i must express my HARDCORENESS through my HAIR!!!!!!

13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? ya!!!

14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? um ya probably if that is punK!

15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"? um i am not gay i do not say neat. i say PUNK and KEWL and RAD and AWESOME and HARDCORE. mohawks r totalli HARDCORE and PUNK and KEWL and RAD and AWESOME!!!!!

16. Is your hair black or red? no it is PLAID! cuz i am so hardcore that i bought THREE DIFFERENT hair dye packs at HOT TOPIC (punk rawk heaven, fosho!)!!!!!

17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye? YA!!!!! MANIC PANIC! totalli punk rawk!

18. Do you own a bandana? ya!!!!!! like 7 plaid ones!!!!!

19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? um nooooooo. i am not GAY like my grandpa!

20. Are you amused by safety pins? um like i do not no wut amuzed means, but if that means i am PUNK, then ya!!!!!!

22. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? whoever wrote this is gay. stop using big words! that is soooooo not punk!

22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them? ya!!!!! i have like TONS of HARDCORE studded belts and lots of SPIKEY bracelets cuz that means i am SPIKING UP SOCIETY!!!!! wait um no actually i am like totalli down wit society cuz like i am PROUD to be an american and we STAND UNITED so like um actually well ya i have spiked bracelets cuz like it is PUNK but not like against society cuz like society is totalli kewl, Xcept for GAY PREPS!!!!! omg i hate preps!!!!! and the backstreet boys are SOOOOOOO gay!!!!! n sync is PUNK! they r not too hardcore tho :(

23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from Dogpile, Lip Service,

or Tiger of London? YA! lip service is punk RAWK! they have lip service at hot topic! it is HARDCORE to pay 80 dollars for one pair of pants!

24. Do you enjoy leopard print? stop talking like u r GAY! only GAY people talk all trying to sound SMART! i am like totalli deep n poetic n shit but like i am soooooo not a nerd. except wait weezer are like PUNK nerds and like they r kewl n punk and on the punkest channel eva, mtv, so like wait ya i am smart like a nerd. omg this is confusing.

HABITS/BELIEFS:

25. Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)? ummm i told u that is gay 2 use big wordz

26. Are you an anarchist? YA! anarky in the uk, 4eva!!!!!!! i do not rilly no what anarky means but it is PUNK! i heard theres even a SONG about it! omg! maybe it is a RILLY old skool blink song? i dunno. sumbody told me that they had sum totalli UNDERGROUND cds out before enema of the state, but i dunno. enema of the state is totalli OLD SKOOL PUNK.

27. Does the American flag anger you? um NO! i am TOTALLI patriotic! duhhhhhhh! america RAWKS!!!!!!

28. Are you "working class"? um no i am PUNK class! DUHHHH!

29. Do you dislike "preps"? ya. they r GAY! they shop at gap instead of HOT TOPIC!!!!!! GAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

30. Do you dislike Hot Topic? no!!!!!!! hot topic is PUNK AS FUCK, like me!

31. Do you smoke cigarettes? YA! but like they hurt my throat but like when sumthin hurts it means it is HARDCORE, so like, i smoke a lot!

32. Do you smoke cloves? wtf? u r gay! wut iz a clove?

33. Are you a thin waif? wtf is a waif? i am like BOOTYLICIOUS like destinys child!

34. Are you vegan/vegetarian? wtf? i am not a hippie!

35. Do you think meat is murder? do i look gay or sumthing?

36. Do your nighttime activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting? i told you NOT 2 B SO GAY N TRYIN 2 B SMART SOUNDING! o wellz.

37. Have you ever slept in an alley or park? um NO. that is NOT punk. it is only punk to sleep at HOT TOPIC!!!!!

38. Do you wash your hair less than once a week? um no i wash it like four times a day cuz like sometimes bugs get caught in all the gel i put in to keep my HARDCORE LIBERTY SPIKES up.

39. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? um no. do i look like a BUM or sumtin?

40. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? no! i smell SEXI!!!!!! i buy all my perfume at victorias secret! it is a punk rawk bra store yo!

41. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? um nooooooo i am not gay i do not no who people r if i dont no how to say their last name! GAY!

42. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? um i am NOT gay ok?

43. Should Mumia Abu-jamal be freed from prison? what is a abujamalamai? i am not russian!

44. Are you a member of the Makeout Club? um no wtf is that?

SPEECH:

45. Do you say "rad"? ya!

46. Do you say "rockin'"? YA but your not punk unless you spell it rawk! people that spell it rock r POSERS!!!!!!

47. Do you say punk "rawk"? YA!!!!!!!!

48. Do you spout the word "oi" at random times? ya!!!!! a few days ago i heard that "oi" means yer punk so like i say oi all the time now!

49. Do you say "punk's not dead"? um no y would punk b dead it is like a MUSIC and a FASHION, that stuff does not die!!!!!! DUHHHHHH!!! only people do!!!!! like aaliyah! omg gurl, i miss u sooo much! aaliyah was totalli a hardcore punk rawk grrl! RIP!!!!!!!

48. Do you say "punk is dead"? um i am NOT gay did u see wut i wrote b4?

Last and least important-MUSIC:

51. Do you like bands with "."? ok now that iz gay

52. Do you like bands with "theory" in their name? i told u, big words r GAY!

53. Do you like bands with "the"? YA!!!!!!! like the ataris!!!

54. Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning? ummm nooooo. i am not gay.

55. Do you like bands with the F word in their name or album title? um wtf. i have never herd of no gay band with a fuck in their name.

56. Do you think "Christian punk" is an oxymoron? um like i am totalli sXe, which means i am like an atheist, so like, i think that means i dont believe in god or like christian stuff..... but um like.... i dunno. mxpx RAWKS tho! hardcore 4 life!

57. Are Blink 182 fans "posers"? um no. blink is the of PUNK! and green day too! PUNK RAWK! OI! OI! OI!

58. Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout? um no i am not gay like that. backstreet boys and christina aguilera are sell outs tho! they dont keep it real like n sync and my gurl britney!

59. Have you ever brought the headlining band food? wtf? u r gay!

60. Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls? GAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

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