2001-11-10 - 5:17 p.m.

like omg u r totalli NOT gunna believe this shit. ok so like me and my gurl nancy were chillin at HOt ToPiC aka the punkest store eva! so n e wayz, we were at hot topic, showing off our punkness by saying how GAY ska is, even tho we like dont rilly no wut it iz, and then like, this GAY guy with a lot of piercings came over to us and he was like, do u no wut ska is? and we were like, YA! it is this gay muzik that like totalli SUX! and he wuz like, can u name one ska band? and we were like..... UH NO WE R NOT GAY WE DONT LISTEN TO SKA! so like that wuz a TOTALLI gay experience. i mean, Xperience, because like, x is kewl and punk and sXe, like me! lolz i wonder what sXe means n e wayz. i thought it was like where u draw a big X on ur hand to show off ur hardcoreness and punkness and how u r like a atheist and like u dont do GAY drugz like heroin or n e thing but like i dunno. i have been hearin some weird stuff lately, but whatever, who cares. i am like still totalli kewl n punk.

o ya. and remember that HOTT PUNK GUY with the nfg patches and stuff? well i TOTALLI found out that he is like ELMO not punk. but like whatev that is kewl cuz like i heard that elmo is like the next big thing on the punk scene or like it is better than punk or like...... sumthin kewl like that! so n e wayz, i also found out that like weezer is not punk after all, they are ELMO! omg i am totalli an elmo kid! like, cheer up lil elmo kid! lolz. i am so elmo that i like write poetry and stuff. like here is one of my rilly deep and heartwarming ELMO poems:

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i am lying on my bed

and i will not give my uncle head

becuz i am not into incest

becuz i am totalli the best

reprezentin the class of 04

ur mama is a dirty whore

in da house in da house in da house, muthafucka!

im out!

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see! i am totalli elmo! o ya. i also found out that it is totalli elmo to put those * thingies where those ' thingines are sposed to go. kewl. i don*t use 's anymore cuz i use *s cuz i am ELMOCORE!

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