2001-12-12 - 9:45 p.m.

like omg it shure has been a while. welperz, i have been pritty busy cuz i've been out finding KEWL new music. like, totalli underground shiznit. like ok, i have been listenin to rufio, the ataris, mest, midtown, fenix tx, and LOTZ of weezer and NFG, cuz i am TOTALLI elmo! and now i am like, totalli indie too! at first i was lyke, indie is GAY! but then i discovered PUNK indie, like mest and rufio and midtown, and i was totalli like, OMG, THIS IS TOTALLI KEWL N PUNK, YO! so like i am a punk elmo indie rawker chik now! and like i might become a goth or a raver if elmo n punk n indie go outta style... i dunno. goths r like.... kinda gay. and ravers r lyke kewl but they are gay sumtimez. i totalli am not shure. i have lyke, a lotta conflict and drama in my life lately.

so like, u no wut? i think i am lyke, totalli more elmo than punk, cuz like, punk is gettin gay and old skool, and like, elmo is the punk of the future! or sumthin. like my gay bro tom was all like tellin me it's called eemoe, not elmo, but i was like, omg u r soooooo gay tom! i mean like wtf iz eemoe. how gay iz that? LoLz. it is ELMO. DUH!!!!!! like, cheer up lil elmo kid!

o ya like lately i have been forgettin to use *s so i can Xtra elmo... or like.... i dunno... can you be elmo and sXe at the same time? cuz X is totallu PUNK! but like omg...... i wanna b elmo now! golly this iz like soooooo gay. i guess thiz wuz wut they were talkin about in elementary skool when they were lyke, u mite have sum trouble with tuff decisionz in the future. or like, wutever. omg and i have not had a bf in like sooooo long! i swear it iz TOTALLI gay! omg and u no wut i TOTALLI hate? like peepz who r like: "that iz retarded." cuz lyke u kno wut? like, ok, recently, like, i have totalli been gettin in touch with my mentally challenged cousin lulu, cuz like, we are in a lot of the same classes at skool n shiznit, ya kno? so like n e wayz, i noticed that like a lot of the time peepz will b like: "that is soooo retarded!" and like omg that TOTALLI hurts my feelings! like, when people don't like something, they call it RETARDED, and like, coming from the like, mentally challenged community, it is like, TOTALLI OFFENSIVE! i mean, i totalli hate peepz that say "thats retarded." peepz like that r TOTALLI gay fags!!!!!

ok so lyke i have totalli been tryin to find a hott elmo boy who is like sorta punk too but lyke omg it is hard cuz like most elmo boyz like run away from me and it iz like, NOT KEWL YO! so like wutev i dunno i mite try to get me a fine hip hop gangsta thug, but only if he likes punk! i mean like i cannot go out wit a guy if he doesnt like blink 182 and sum 41 and green day! i mean omg that would be SOOOO gay! and like he better like linkin park and n sync too, or he is a POSER! posers r soooooo gay! i HATE posers! omg well like i better find me a hott elmo boy at hot topic now! bye peepz!

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