2001-12-25 - 10:59 p.m.

hey diari wuz goin down in da hood? LoLz it shure has been a while sence i rote in here. well not rilly i jus rote a few dayz ago but i like 2 say it shure has been a while cuz it reminds me of that KEWL PUNK song by STAIND. ya well n e wayz it iz like totalli KRISMAS 2day but i do not give a fuck cuz i am a HARDCORE ATHEIST!!!!!XXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! all those Xs are showin off my super hardcoreness!!!!!!!! YA! well n e wayz i wuz chillin wit my gurl nancy at the park, cuz like, all the hot drug dealer guyz hang out there, n like, we saw this TOTALLI HOTT PUNK RAWK BOI!!!!! i was all like, OMG WE GOTTA FIND OUT WHERE HE LIVEZ! so like we totalli followed him and omg u will totalli never believe it. he like lives in a abandoned house with that GAY FAG POSER jeremy phelps! i was all OMG HOW GAY! i HATE gay people who r 2 poor and gay to afford a house! they r poserz! n e wayz, we decided to go into the GAY POOR POSER house, even tho it is 4 gay poserz, cuz like, that guy was rilly HOTT! so like, we went in, n like, all these people were barfin everywhere n stuff and they didnt even have a tv! how GAY! even homeless people have tvs! duhhhhhhh! well n e wayz, this gurl with a bleedin ear startin talkin to us, and like, she was doin that GAY smack stuff that nancys GAY b/f dj did b4 he like died or wutever. she all had a gay ass needle in her arm cuz she is totalli NOT hardcore enuf to smoke weed n drink beer wit me n nancy! well n e wayz she started talkin to us and she was TOTALLi comin onto nancy, and i was like, OMG r u gay? and she was like YA. and like i was about to say EWWWWWW HOW GAY I TOTALLI HATE GAY PEOPLE but like all these other peepz were around n like the homeless poser peeps think it is kewl 2 b gay or sumtin. so like they were talkin bout how they hate homofoboc peepz or sumthin n i was like, YA! HOMOFOBIA IS TOTALLI GAY! and they started laughin, and i was like Kewliez ima b a stand up comedian like roseanne when i grow up! but the PUNK RAWK ELMOCORE version! with a little indie rawker twist!

o ya also i decided not to be deprest or anorexic anymore, cuz like, i heard it is preppy to be anarexic and deprest n like it is totalli gay 2 b preppy! ewwwwww i hate preps! like the other day in hot topic, i TOTALLI saw all these gay preppy gurls buyin blink 182 shirts! i was all lyke OMG HOW GAY U R SOOOOO NOT GUNNA BUY A PUNK SIHRT CUZ U R SO NOT PUNK! n they were like, neither r u, and i was like, UM YA I AM CUZ I DYED MY HAIR PLAID AND I HAVE 93 SAFETY PINZ ATTATCHED TO MY KEWL PUNK BAG WITH KEWL PUNK PINZ N I AM HARDCORE PUNK! they r just haterz. wutev. u gotta just ignore gay fags like that n get on wit ur life.

omg my GAY brother tom is totalli pissin me off! he is a totalli gay WICCAN! omg how GAY! wicca is like sooooooo two years ago! now only GAY POSER goths are wiccans! DUH! omg i hate goths! they r so gay! marilyn mansun is sooooooooo 3 years ago!

well like n e wayz, MERRY KRISMAS, even tho it is a gay holiday n i dont get any presents cuz like i am too hardcore n atheist. well actually its because im jewish but like wutev. jesus is sooooooo not the savior!

PUNK RAWK! OI! OI! OI!

sorry like i jus felt like i wasnt bein punk enough today. my elmo side is showin thru. LoLz.

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