2002-12-11 - 6:04 p.m.

lyke omg dude! it shure has been a while since ive updated this diary! me n my x-homegirl (x is totalli kewliez, as u kno!) nancy totalli got in an argument cuz i was like, dude, wtf, punk is getting gay, we should totalli become elmo kids, and she was like, no, your just gay. and i was like, ok whatev, biatch, see u in hell! so i havent talked to her since then! but n e wayz, i became an elmo kid! i lyke totalli got me some kewliez elmo glasses and dyed my hair black and stopped putting safety pinz on everything! and i started listening to super underground elmo muzik like dashboard confessionalz and jimmy eatz world and weezer! so i was totalli chill wit my bad elmo self till suddenly i discovered this totalli kewliez chica named avril levine! she is like so kewliez n hardcore, i swear, shes lyke my twin sistah or sumthin! so i was like, fuck elmo! im totalli a punk rawk grrl! a hardcore sxe punk rawk grrl, so i got a big x tattooed on both my handz. i am so glad i realized i wasnt rilly meant 2 b elmo, cuz elmo is GAY! i can have a few elmo influenzes, but i am punk 4 lyfe! represent!

n e ways. besidez totalli ditchin that bitch nancy, ive been havin a lot of drama in my lyfe lately! there are so many haters, it totalli sux! i swear, i cant even go to skool without gettin hated on by lyke, EVERYBODY! omg, this stupid POSER came up to me and made fun of me fer lykin avril, and he was like, wearing this TOTALLI gay shirt with some gay lookin guy and it said iggy pop and i was like, OMG, HOW GAY, I HATE POP MUZIK@! but hey, u gotta just put up with shiznit like that i guess, if yer a totalli sexxi punk rawker like me!

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